Got this forward from friend, and I think its good to share with friends here too.I find this is funny and weird but maybe it is true ...and I have tried my very best to translate it into English too....have fun reading hehehe.
THAILAND :
* Dilarang keluar rumah tanpa memakai seluar dalam.
(Forbidden to go out from the house without wearing spander)
SWISS :
* Dilarang berkebun di hari minggu.
(Forbidden gardening on Sunday)
SWEDIA :
* Dilarang mengecat rumah tanpa izin dari kerajaan dan harus
menggunakan cat yang sudah mendapat sertifikasi dari mereka.
(Forbidden from painting the house without the Government approval, and the paints used must be approved by them too)
KOREA SELATAN :
* polis wajib melaporkan jumlah wang rasuah yang mereka
terima dari para pemandu yang ditahan.
( The Police must declared the total amount of bribed that they have received from
the driver that they have detained).
SINGAPURA :
* Dilarang berjalan (bogel)
(Forbidden walking around naked)
* Tidak flusk jamban setelah buang air di toilet, dikenakan denda.
(Without flushing the toilet after doing your business, you are liable to be punish)
UNITED KINGDOM :
* Dilarang menjual sayuran di hari minggu .
(Forbidden to sell vegetables on Sunday)
* Wanita dilarang makan coklat di tempat umum.
(Women are forbidden to eat chocolate in public area)
MEXICO :
* Wanita yang bekerja dilarang mengenakan pakaian seksi yang
dapat “memprovokasi� rakan kerja selama jam kerja.
(Women are forbidden to wear sexy dresses during office hours, this to avoid controversy)
* Dilarang memaki di tempat umum.
(Forbidden to swear in public places)
AUSTRALIA :
* Dilarang mengangkat telepon pada deringan pertama.
(Forbidden to answer the telephone on the 1st ring-ing)
* Dilarang mengenakan spenda Hot Pink di hari minggu.
(Forbidden to wear Hot Pink spendar on Sunday)
YUNANI :
* Dilarang mengenakan topi di stadium , kerana dapat
mengganggu pandangan orang lain.
(Forbidden to wear hats inside the Stadium, cos this will block views of other spectator)
KANADA :
* Dilarang menempel plester luka di tempat umum.
(Forbidden to sticked plaster on the wound at public places)
* Dilarang menyirami tananam di kebun waktu sedang hujan.
(Forbidden to water your plants in your garden when its raining)...mesti la cos its raining already hehehe
* Dilarang memanjat pokok.
(Forbidden to climb trees)
PERANCIS :
* Dilarang berciuman di keretapi bawah tanah.
(Forbidden kissing inside the train - under ground tunnel).... cos its so dark, you don't know who you kiss hehehe
ISRAEL :
* Dilarang memelihara babi di Israel . Orang yang melakukannya
akan ditembak mati.
(Forbidden to rear pigs in Israel. If anyone does that, he/she will be gunned to dead)..gitu ke tu hehehe
AMERIKA :-
- ARIZONA :
* Dilarang memandu tanpa kasut.
(Forbidden to drive without shoes on)...wah! I drive without shoes oh...mati la
* Dilarang bermain domino di hari Minggu.
(Forbidden to play domino on Sunday)...apa tu domino?
* Dilarang memakai kumis palsu di gereja.
(Forbidden to wear false moustache in Church)
* Hukuman mati dikena bagi sesiapapun yang
menaburkan garam di atas rel kereta api.
(Anyone found to spread or throw salt on the train rails will be punished to dead)
* Dilarang memandu dengan mata tertutup.
(Forbidden to drive with closed eyes)... heheh who want to close eyes when driving oh...
- ALASKA :
* Dilarang mengambil gambar beruang yang sedang tidur.
(Forbidden to take pictures of bear when they are sleeping)
* Dilarang memberi minum bir pada rusa.
(Forbidden to give beer to deers)
* Dilarang berjalan-jalan sambil membawa busur dan anak panah.
(Forbidden to walk around with arch and arrow).....ngam ke?
- ARKANSAS :
* suami diizinkan memukul isterinya, tapi tidak boleh lebih dari 1 kali sebulan.
(Husband is allow to beat his wife, but not more than once in a month) ...adudu ini yg tak best ni...
* Dilarang memelihara buaya di dalam bathtub.
(Forbidden to rear crocodile inside the bathtub)....mesti la enda boleh...budu!
* wanita yang saling menggoda di tepi jalan, akan dikenakan 30 hari penjara.
(Woman who like to seduce near the roadside, will be jail for 30 days, if caught)....
* Dilarang membawa lembu berjalan-jalan di jalan utama di hari Minggu.
(Forbidden to bring your cow for a walk esp in the highway road on Sunday)
- CALIFORNIA :
* Binatang peliharaan dilarang dibiarkan berhubungan seks
di sekitar lokasi sekolah, taman, dan tempat ibadah.
(Animals pet are forbidden to let them having sex in the compound of school, recreational area and praying are like church, mosque or temple)
- COLORADO :
* Dilarang berdebat dengan polis, kecuali kenderaan Anda ditahan olehnya.
(Forbidden to argue with police, on exceptional if your car have been detained by him)
- CONNECTICUT
* Dilarang mencium istrinya di hari Minggu.
(Forbidden to kiss your wife on Sunday) ...punya la sandi ni...
- FLORIDA :
* Dilarang bernyanyi di depan umum sambil mengenakan pakaian renang.
(Forbidden to sing infront of a public while putting on your swimwear)
* Dilarang kentut di tempat umum setelah pukul 6 .
(Forbidden to let go of your " bad air" in public after 6 pm)....hehehe
* Dilarang memecahkan piring dan gelas lebih dari 3 buah sehari.
(Forbidden to broke your plate and glass more then 3 times in a day)
- WASHINGTON :
* Dilarang menyusui anak di tempat awam.
(Forbidden to milk your child in public area)....susu badan ke susu bottle ni.
MALAYSIA
* Motosikal wajib memasang lampu pada waktu siang.
(Light on during daytime is a MUST for motorists)
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